BLOGGER BREW

halloween is here. so they tell me. i dont really get into it as much as other people do. one of my friends asked me what i was planning on doing for the big holiday. i said something like "eh, who knows." then she invited me to hang out with her and her roommates. they are going to a party and then bowling. sounds like fun. but i havent a thing to wear!

so we start listing off my possibilites. you see, they are going as fairy princesses (re-living the glory days or something i guess). so with that in mind, my costume may very well end up being a...zombie lumber jack fairy!

ok, so the zombie thing got vetoed, but the rest is still a possibility. should i be ashamed? im mean, a fairy! how the crap did i agree to that?

anyway, we'll see how it goes.

so last friday was the birthday of a girl i know. she had a fondue party and such. after watching "the count of monte cristo" we just hung out. people came and went. one girl who showed up just after the movie has one of the most amazing bodily ... malfunctions (?) i have ever seen.

the birthday girl tells me to make fake gagging noises. not seeing any good reason not to, i accomadate her request. after all, it was her birthday. then this other girl almost pukes on me. tada! she has the most hypersensitive gag reflex i have ever seen (and i have seen some pretty bad ones).

well, in a room filled mostly with guys you can imagine what happened next. 8 guys showing off the acting skills they picked up in their youth. 8 guys...making gagging noises at the same time! euphoria.

she ran out of the apartment screaming that we were all evil people (in between dry heaves, that is) and then had us "read between the lines."

well, about 15 minutes pass and she walks past the front room window and, you guessed it, we did it again through the window! pure hilarium.

just a side note: a month or so ago i entered an art contest for blizzard themed artwork. the results are in. i didnt win. this was my entry. follow the link to see the winners. you will notice that all of the winners had color in their entries...how predjudiced.

http://www.blizzard.com/inblizz/contests/artcontest2006/index.shtml