FER-DRIZZLE

is anyone else put off by the fact that today is the first day this year with a reasonable temperature and i cant ride my motorcycle to work?

TORN

right now i am torn between this

and this
and this...
but i really really really want to be torn between this
and this...

MORNING, PERSON!

have you ever had that sensation of impending doom when you are about to sneeze; you try to stop it at first (which i have successfully done only twice in my lifetime); then you realize how many times you have lost this battle in the past, and in your learned helplessness try to induce the victorious sneeze just to get it overwith?

...while brushing your teeth?

that pretty much sums up my morning...

<==== and for the record, sneezing in my sleeve would have killed me.