Wednesday, November 26, 2008

IT'S THAT TIME... AGAIN

everyone has holiday traditions. even if they deliberately choose to not follow them. many, if not most, holiday traditions annoy me. not because i think they are stupid, pointless and a waste of perfectly good money. but because they have a tendency to get in my way. if all i want to do is buy a new flash drive from best buy, why should i be stuck in a line for 30 minutes waiting for all the rich people to buy their new laptops and psp's for their pristinely spoiled children? frankly, i have better things to do. like defend the universe from suicidal/exploding mindless aliens, while simultaneously catching up on the latest episode of 30 rock/the office/it's always sunny in philidelphia/house on hulu.com (dual monitors ftw).

but even i have some yearly traditions (like clipping my toenails and taking a nap). one of my personal favorites is looking up the new despair.com calendar. here are some of the new ones which really tickle my pickle.







Thursday, November 20, 2008

COMMERCIAL

commercial announcer guy:
"when you were 10 you wanted to be a fire man.
when you were 17 you were captain of the football team.
when you were 25 you married your high school sweet heart.
so when did you become a sex predator?"

i literally laughed out loud.