THE SHORT BUS TO WORK

i have a friend who is currently interviewing applicants to the bowling ally she manages. she asked me if i had any suggestions for crazy questions to catch them off guard. here are her examples of crazy questions: "if you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?" "what is your favorite movie?" i wouldnt say i am a great interviewer, but...these are my crazy questions. enjoy.

do you like beef hotdogs or kosher hotdogs?
do you have a flip flop collection?
can you spell 'insinkerator?'
do you watch "yes dear?"
have you ever had a lice inspection? if so, did you pass?
have you ever driven a car without a license on your person?
are you ticklish?
do you use pens or pencils?
have you ever puked on a date?
have you ever been puked on, by a date?
have you ever kissed your mother?
have you ever kissed my mother?
do you like sleep overs?
name ten candy bars.
can you please stop farting?
chicken: fryed or rotisserie? go!
describe yourself in three and a half words.
im missing a sock, can i borrow one of your's? just for the interview of course.
do you listen to hip hop? if so, why?
do you eat cottage cheese from the carton?
have you ever spilt milk and cried...alot?
have you ever dressed up as 'tigger' for halloween?
do you like pretzels for their nutritional value?
do you prefer the taste of fiji water over dasani?
while growing up, were your neighbors hippies?
have you ever had a dog who swallowed a needle...and died?
have you ever laughed so hard you peed just a little bit?
do you like to bake?
if you were ghandi, what would you ask muhammed ali the boxer?
can flying squirrels really fly?
if you were a pansy, what color would you be?
may i have this dance?
would you like to give a shout out?
what part of your nose would you change?
how long do you think you will last here?
david lee roth or sammy haggar?
what was your favorite part in "rambo: first blood?"
did you go to LHS too?
is there any reason i shouldnt fire you?
have you ever salted a slug/snail and fed it to your cat?
do you eat tofu?
did you play the flute in fifth grade?
is it ok if i call you by pet names? (if yes) do you prefer "snuggles" or "handsome rob?"
if you were samoan, what would your name be?
would you rather be the "slow child at play" or the "deaf child at play" in your neighborhood?