Wednesday, November 26, 2008

IT'S THAT TIME... AGAIN

everyone has holiday traditions. even if they deliberately choose to not follow them. many, if not most, holiday traditions annoy me. not because i think they are stupid, pointless and a waste of perfectly good money. but because they have a tendency to get in my way. if all i want to do is buy a new flash drive from best buy, why should i be stuck in a line for 30 minutes waiting for all the rich people to buy their new laptops and psp's for their pristinely spoiled children? frankly, i have better things to do. like defend the universe from suicidal/exploding mindless aliens, while simultaneously catching up on the latest episode of 30 rock/the office/it's always sunny in philidelphia/house on hulu.com (dual monitors ftw).

but even i have some yearly traditions (like clipping my toenails and taking a nap). one of my personal favorites is looking up the new despair.com calendar. here are some of the new ones which really tickle my pickle.







2 comments:

Melissa said...

Haha! I can't wait for you to come home for Christmas and we can build gingerbread houses and go ice skating and car rides to see lights and shopping ALL DAY at the mall, and baking cookies and popcorn balls, and going caroling door to door and watch the Lawrence Welk Christmas special and, and, and... : ) Well, I really do like Christmas though.

Melonius said...

Oh, yeah?? Well did you ever think that maybe You annoy Holiday Traditions??